YOU MIGHT BE EMPLOYED BY A SCHOOL IF...

1. You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick
2. You want to slap the next person that says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20
and have summers off"

3. You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

4. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on the report card.

5. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the
kids sure are mellow today"

6. When out in public you feel the urge to snap ...   more »